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27. red head. freckled. writer. floridian.

October 13, 2014 at 6:59pm
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I fuckin’ knew they must have consulted Mulaney before Stefon’s bit on SNL. It was perfect, all of it. Reasons I still love him though his sitcom is horrible.

I fuckin’ knew they must have consulted Mulaney before Stefon’s bit on SNL. It was perfect, all of it. Reasons I still love him though his sitcom is horrible.

October 6, 2014 at 11:58pm
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God, is my youtube viewing is worse than a 12 year old girl’s. 

God, is my youtube viewing is worse than a 12 year old girl’s. 

October 3, 2014 at 2:11pm
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im gonna go to bed at ten tonight

— someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)

(Source: spicednuts, via bahhston)

12:44pm
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exhusbands:

thanks to breaking bad i knew exactly what ebola was when it came up on the news.

(via bahhston)

12:40pm
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deepseathoughts:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

deepseathoughts:

These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge

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12:29pm
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funnyordie:

via @funnyordie

funnyordie:

via @funnyordie

October 1, 2014 at 10:00am
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It’s dark and you might not be able to see it clearly, but there I am on the left of this screen cap (from some Orlando Sentinel piece on Vespr, yadda yadda) giving the classic Rach death stare to a customer that doesn’t get the menu. no words. no helpful advice. just awkward silence until you ask for a caramel macchiato and I judge you

It’s dark and you might not be able to see it clearly, but there I am on the left of this screen cap (from some Orlando Sentinel piece on Vespr, yadda yadda) giving the classic Rach death stare to a customer that doesn’t get the menu. no words. no helpful advice. just awkward silence until you ask for a caramel macchiato and I judge you

September 30, 2014 at 1:25am
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welp, found my new motto. 

welp, found my new motto. 

September 19, 2014 at 1:40pm
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Here’s what I have so far for next week’s lesson plan:

  •  give ‘em a fucking pop quiz

I tried being the “nice” teacher for the first few weeks. But y’all motherfuckers need to sit down. shut up, and learn 

September 8, 2014 at 10:41pm
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The Reinvention of Taylor Swift →

I can’t guys, I can’t try to like her just because I “should” or “there’s no reason not to.” I just can’t get behind it. She bugs me in a lot of ways I can’t put my finger on and I’m better just ignoring her “phenomena” or whatever. Also like, the quote above. Just…just shut up. 

September 1, 2014 at 8:59pm
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I’m like, really good at making power points. Hire me for your next big project and I assure I will impress your boss/class/grandma! 

I’m like, really good at making power points. Hire me for your next big project and I assure I will impress your boss/class/grandma! 

August 30, 2014 at 11:24pm
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I just remembered Kris Allen and got really excited about googling him 

I just remembered Kris Allen and got really excited about googling him 

(via krisallengifs)

9:23am
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nice to see Adam Brody being a 12 year old always 

nice to see Adam Brody being a 12 year old always 

August 21, 2014 at 12:40am
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I don’t know how I ended up here, but let’s just accept it and move on.

I don’t know how I ended up here, but let’s just accept it and move on.

August 15, 2014 at 12:17am
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